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The consumption of milk or any other beverage while viewing some of these pages may be harmful to your nostril passages. Nasal-projectile-trajection may occur.
While not all of the pages in this section elicits such effects (some of the pages simply offer graphics, such as the ones above) those pages dealing with anti-Mormonism may cause nasty side effects such as sore sides. And for the humor-impaired (anti-Mormons & believers alike) who are offended by my juvenile buffoonery, I say “Lighten Up!” The humor in these pages are not meant to be malicious or dispariging -- they are jokes! I can&146;t accept a world that is so politically-correct that we shouldn’t have a little fun. For the humor- impaired critic, I invoke Novak’t rule of anti-Mormonism: “When becoming an anti-Mormon, expect your IQ to drop at least 85 points. Or, to put it a little more succinctly: God strikes you stupid.”
Do I seriously think that all those who disagree with Mormonism are “stupid”? Of course not -- it’s a joke. Do I seriously think that all those who are enaged in a quest to stop those “@$%& Mormon cultists” have low IQs? No. There are intelligent, sincere people who disagree with the LDS faith. I do believe, however, that many of those who are obsessed in an enterprise to destroy the LDS Church, are not following the spirit of Christianity, do not have all the facts, do not have a full six pack, or do not have the little plastic thing which holds the six pack together.
AND GUESS WHAT? I'M GOING TO POKE FUN AT THEM!
Or in the words of Daniel Peterson: “...if we have occasionally been guilty of levity at the expense of some of our critics, this has been because they tempted us with irresistible targets. It isn‘t our fault. Like most other Americans in the late twentieth century, we are victims. A few of us, indeed, may have been born that way, with the nastiness gene-- which is triggered by arrant humbuggery.” (FARMS Review of Books 8:1 (1996), xxxvii n. 98.)